Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...