Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...