A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.