Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...