Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
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Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...