Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...