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A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
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Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
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Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
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There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
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Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...