Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...