The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...