Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...