Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...