Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.