Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...