Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...