Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...