half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Preventive medicine belief
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Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
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Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...