Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...