Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...