Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...