Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...