How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...