The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....