It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...