Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...