Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...