Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...