Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...