Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...