Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Top 10 McGreevey jokes
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...