Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...