Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...