Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...