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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
walking holiday in Ireland
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Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
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Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...