Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...