I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...