French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...