How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...