A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...