Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!