The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...