Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation…
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...