Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...