Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...