Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.