Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...