NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.