If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...