Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...