Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Answering machine
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Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Newfie goes skydiving
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