Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...